Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
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youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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