you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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