Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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