woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
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Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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