don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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