Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
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Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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