I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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