i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
He has the fingertips of a God
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