I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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