Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
She told me I should be a condom model.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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