We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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