the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
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if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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