he wants to bone in the snuggie
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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