But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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