he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
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