i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
did i walk over a car last night?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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