i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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