My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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