You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i was born a porn star she said
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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