We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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