i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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