the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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