the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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