some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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