I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
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The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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