I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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It's never too late to be topless.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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