If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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