The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
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it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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