i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
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Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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