He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I wish you could order shots online.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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