He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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