my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize