how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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