Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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