If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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