I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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