i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
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I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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