remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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