Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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