I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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