that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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