drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
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I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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