Sponge bath it is.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
You're like the curious george of whores
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
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