Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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