Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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