he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
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well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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