she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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