I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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