i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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