fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
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The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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